{"product_id":"hoodie-niveau-patience-niveau-cafe","title":"Mon niveau de patience dépend du niveau de café – Hoodie","description":"\u003cp style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; border: 0px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 12px 0px 0px; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; color: rgb(39, 35, 32); font-family: Ginto, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, sans-serif, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji'; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(239, 234, 231); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-ligatures-none whitespace-pre-wrap\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; border: 0px solid; box-sizing: border-box; white-space: pre-wrap; font-variant-ligatures: none;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; border: 0px solid; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 620; font-synthesis: none; font-variation-settings: 'opsz' 40, 'wght' 620;\"\u003eHoodie tie‑dye gris foncé – “Mon niveau de patience dépend du niveau de café”\u003c\/strong\u003e Ce hoodie affiche une tasse de café divisée en trois niveaux — \u003cstrong style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; border: 0px solid; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 620; font-synthesis: none; font-variation-settings: 'opsz' 40, 'wght' 620;\"\u003eHumain\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; border: 0px solid; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 620; font-synthesis: none; font-variation-settings: 'opsz' 40, 'wght' 620;\"\u003eTolérable\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; border: 0px solid; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 620; font-synthesis: none; font-variation-settings: 'opsz' 40, 'wght' 620;\"\u003eDanger\u003c\/strong\u003e — comme un indicateur de patience directement lié à la quantité de café. Un design parfait pour ceux qui savent que leur humeur dépend de leur dose de caféine. Humour visuel, sarcasme assumé, vibe matinale réaliste.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; border: 0px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 12px 0px 0px; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; color: rgb(39, 35, 32); font-family: Ginto, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, sans-serif, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji'; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(239, 234, 231); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-ligatures-none whitespace-pre-wrap\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; border: 0px solid; box-sizing: border-box; white-space: pre-wrap; font-variant-ligatures: none;\"\u003eStyle : minimaliste + humour graphique Mood : caféine, patience limitée, sarcasme Coupe : confortable, casual, vibe “ne teste pas ma patience avant mon café” Public : amateurs de café, fans d’humour noir, introvertis assumés\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Caféine \u0026 Co","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Gris tie-dye","offer_id":48842577051802,"sku":"HOOD-PAT-CAFE-S","price":59.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Gris tie-dye","offer_id":48842577084570,"sku":"HOOD-PAT-CAFE-M","price":59.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Gris tie-dye","offer_id":48842577117338,"sku":"HOOD-PAT-CAFE-L","price":59.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Gris tie-dye","offer_id":48842577150106,"sku":"HOOD-PAT-CAFE-XL","price":59.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Gris tie-dye","offer_id":48842577182874,"sku":"HOOD-PAT-CAFE-XXL","price":59.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXXL \/ Gris tie-dye","offer_id":48843732058266,"sku":null,"price":59.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/5700\/1626\/files\/Copilot_20260723_213221.png?v=1785200427","url":"https:\/\/sarcasmelab.com\/products\/hoodie-niveau-patience-niveau-cafe","provider":"Sarcasme Lab 2.0","version":"1.0","type":"link"}